SWAP MY SPECIALIZED CROSSTRAIL SPORT BIKE FOR PAD 2/3 OR IPHONE 4/S ETC +

hello, i have a specialzed crosstrail sport bike for sale or swap. the bike is in all working order apart from the back rim which is buckled ( still 100% ride-able) the bike is worth 500.... http://www.evanscycles.com/products/specialized/crosstrail-sport-2012-hybrid-bike-ec030144 same bike as that but in black ( looks sexy!!) would swap it for a working ipad 2 or 3 or iphone 4 or 4s or anything worth it. if you would like to buy it please offer me nothing stupid remember bikes worth 500 thank you please contact me on 07852726820 or email me.. if i dont pick up or phones of phone after an hour.. thank you pick up from leytonstone